8:38 pm, black mana swamps, and the reality of plastic raiders jerseys

8:38 pm. sunday, july 12. still staring at the screen. the red text on the seo plugin is actually starting to look like a physical threat now. 46 points. "Focus Keyword not found". i am slowly losing my grip on reality.

i'm supposed to be writing a 600-word product review for a david agoha jersey. who even is that? i literally had to search to make sure he's actually on the raiders and not just a randomly generated rookie name from madden. my boss just dumped a massive csv file into slack on friday night and expects it all to be indexed by monday morning. my social profile says i'm an "active sports enthusiast who loves life" but honestly if i have to look at one more piece of black and silver polyester i'm going to throw this laptop out the window.

i'm just dumping this entire batch of agoha inventory right here in the middle of the feed because i absolutely refuse to type the phrase "premium moisture-wicking technology" ever again. it's 100% synthetic plastic. you are buying a plastic bag to wear in the nevada desert heat. the sports apparel industry is just a massive microplastic distribution network.

my brain is completely cooked. i spent half an hour staring at the wall trying to solve that dumb riddle from the other day... What game do we play? Hint: s2. i still have zero idea. my mind just keeps drifting back to magic the gathering rules because at least they make sense. just destroy target wordpress installation.

i need to close this tab before i go insane.